The Rosewood Inquirer

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The Rosewood Inquirer

Well, hello there! I see you've stumbled across my little blog. I write in this at least once a week, to catch everyone up on the latest drama. I keep my eye out for anything to write in this thing! It's like my own little diary, only instead of my secrets I write yours!

But, I am only one person. So, if you could help me out by sending me personal messages with the information I'd like to hear, then please do! But, remember to sign with a fake and/or anonymous name!

Oh, and I'm not entirely mean. I'll keep your secrets somewhat hidden. I'll just have to... change your names a little. That's all.

Thanks for reading!
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The Rosewood Inquirer

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July, 5

Hello to all my most favorite little liars! Thanks for coming back to read the blog! Guess you're just the Rosewood typical- must be in the know. Don't worry, I'm here to fill you in on what's going on.

It's only the first day of school, so not too much has happened. C was seen talking to K under the school bleachers. C was acting rather flirty... Wonder if he plans on stealing a certain sophomore's heart. The better question is; wonder if he knows she already stole a certain English teacher's.

B and J playing a pleasant game of football and frisbee... But I must ask, do most guy-friends grab each other's waists so freely? I took the liberty of speaking to J myself; it seems as though he doesn't think he can make B fall for him. Aw, poor little J! Maybe he'll come around... Or out.

Yes, sadly that's all for now... Keep me updated! ♥


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The Rosewood Inquirer

Now, this is what I'm talking about. There is plenty for me to write about today. All of my pretty little liars, flirters, teasers, and even some murderers. I just adore you all- you keep me young.

Let's get started, shall we? I'll go down the list and start with my favorite little jailbater, P. Poor Z probably has no idea what's on her mind. You're looking at... 25 to life, if you ask me.

Hm, are teachers getting more and more liberal lately? Have you seen what Ms. N was wearing? I was surprised she didn't choke on her own cleavage.

Ah, my favorite little lesbian couple. Oh, wait, sorry. Bisexual. That Zipper ride sure is a conversation starter. "Hey, so, while we're in this box in which nobody can see us in, wanna make out?" I'm happy for O and M, really.

N and P being their usual promiscuous selves... I would reckon P is actually in for a little more than she bargained for, given the way N looks at her.

J and B finally came out with their feelings for one another, but J is skeptical. Really, darling, you shouldn't be. Any /straight/ man wouldn't joke about being gay, he'd just punch you in the penis and move on with his life.

T and S seen at the football field, drunk, most likely. Wonder if they'll fall back into old ways... It seems to me that S tries too hard, but I don't know her like T does.

Speaking of T, he's a hero! Saved D from certain death, and now she's told him she 'owes him one'. Wonder what that means.... -insert sexual innuendo here-. Nah, I'm sure D's a good little damsel.

It's the battle of the bands down at EJ's... I'm not even going to attempt to italicize all those letters. Let's just say.... the drama's abrewin'.

How rude of D to dare C to kiss N right on the mouth! But, it seemed to work out fine for C and N afterwards. I didn't get to catch where D ran off to after that, though.

J and J (how awkward...) met up at the park. Hm, wonder what that'll turn into. Weren't France and Britain at war at one time?

F and A are in love.. wonder how I can ruin that? Oh, did I tell you A has cancer? I had no idea until... I spied on her and F. So, does that mean she, like, wears a wig?

C and G are also in love... well, not openly. But I can see it in their eyes. So sad, they're both such babes.

Ah, it seems that love is in the air. Because Z is also falling for C. Yeah, C, he's cute. If you like the drug-dealer type.


That's all for now! Did I miss anything? I love getting private messages with info. Fill me in, bitches! ♥



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